I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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