What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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