Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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