Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
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She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
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fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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