the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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