Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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