I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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