would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
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Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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