it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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