we have pet lesbian snakes
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
You need Xanax blowdarts
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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