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• (512): View more from Texas

  My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house

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• (386): View more from Florida

  tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.

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• (805): View more from California

  there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS

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• (315): View more from New York

  While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.

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• (714): View more from California

  I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.

  (404): View more from Georgia

  I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Hey so I got my period

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  Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.

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