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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Tell him ill love him long time

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  I'll assure him of it

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• (949): View more from California

  just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.

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• (650): View more from California

  At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  You can't die you're my only democrat family member

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