just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
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So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
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Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.