so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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