sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
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I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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