? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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