She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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