nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
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I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
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Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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