Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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