Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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