It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
