I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
