try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Randomize
