can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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