Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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