They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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