oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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