so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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