so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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