Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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