I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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