No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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