White coat. Heels.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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