Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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