My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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