i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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