let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I believe in your delicious
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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