I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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