so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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