why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
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Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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