I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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