He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
operation have a gay friend backfired
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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