It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
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Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
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I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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