Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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