She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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