he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
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It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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