i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
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I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
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I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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