dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
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She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
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I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Drunk is not a location!
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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