wrigley field is MILF paradise
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
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woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
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Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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