if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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