his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
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Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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