My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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