I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
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On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
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Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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