if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
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the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
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I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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