Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
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do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
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It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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