Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
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Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
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He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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