theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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