Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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